Massage / BodyRub in Dallas, Texas
My DUMB BROTHER asked his wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." He wasn't really listening.
My Grand-Dad was quite the fisherman and one day he was out fishing when he ran out of bait. He spotted a cottonmouth with a frog in it's jaws. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing he couldn't bite with the frog in his mou*th he reached down and grabbed the water moccasin behind the he*ad, took the frog and put him in his bait bucket. The dilemma was how to get rid of the snake without getting bit. Grand-Dad grabbed his bottle of JACK DANIELS and poured a little whiskey in the snake's mou*th. It's eyes rolled back and it went limp. He put the snake back into the lake and went back to fishing. A while later he felt a nudge on his foot and it was that damn snake again....with 2 more frogs....!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!
My DUMB BROTHER was at a job interview and was asked, "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
My DUMB BROTHER said "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fu*ck what you think."
My DUMB BROTHER said when he dies he wants his body donated to science, but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
My DUMB BROTHER bought a bag of vegetarian sausages. When he opened them, it turned out that they were just carrots.
I almost had a PSYCHIC boyfriend once, but he left me before we met.
I don't think you have be a PSYCHIC to know that you are going to have a GREAT time when you come into my PRIVATE OFFICE SUITE. SWEET is one of the comments that I hear when I take my clothes off for you guys. WOW! is another, and I must say that I really enjoy seeing the smiles that I generate with the FULL VIEW and our BODY TO BODY lets my 5ft 9in toned body press my34D's into your chest and face. MUTUAL TOUCH makes both of us HAPPY and your PLEASURE is FUN for me. So if you are looking for a GREAT massage, keep looking. I'm just a body rub girl that has GREAT TITS and a SUPER attitude that will make you feel GOOD and make you HAPPY that you called me. Come get HAPPY.
PLEASING you always PLEASES me.
FULL VIEW B2B MUTUAL TOUCH EROTIC BODY RUB
Call me! But HURRY, you only have me from 9am till 5pm 'cause I turn back into the SOCCER MOM every evening.
- Age 37
- Ethnicity White
- Languages English
- Hair Color Blonde
- Height 5'9"
- Measurements 35D
- Tattoos No
- Piercings No
- Sensual Massage